Bitches, your king has arrived!

Age: 18
School: UCM
City: San Francisco
Relationship Status: Forever Alone

Aug 7

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

(via randomness-is-epic)


Aug 4

ggaga:

when kids show u their drawings

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(via the-absolute-best-posts)


lizardvvizard:

I haven’t even seen the episode yet but this is perfect

(via the-absolute-best-posts)


Jul 29


jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

(via secretsnakeclub)


tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]




Jul 17

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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(via epic-humor)


urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

(via epic-humor)


plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(via the-absolute-best-posts)



bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

(via randomness-is-epic)


taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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(via randomness-is-epic)


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