Bitches, your king has arrived!

Age: 18
School: UCM
City: San Francisco
Relationship Status: Forever Alone

Mar 29

leggo-my-eggos:

playing pokemon as a kidimage

playing pokemon as an adultimage

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Mar 27

bobodenkirk:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER

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ruinedchildhood:

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

ruinedchildhood:

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

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voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

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dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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Mar 26

religiousmomther:

"dog food lid” spelled backwards is “dildo of God"

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Mar 25

louiswilliams:

my public school used to have a yearbook committee and me and my friends really hated some guy from 5th grade because he used to always tease us so we changed his name to milky cow in the yearbook (they ended up having to go over every year book with sticker strips to cover milky cow with his real name) and that’s why they discontinued the yearbook committee

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animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

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