Bitches, your king has arrived!

Age: 18
School: UCM
City: San Francisco
Relationship Status: Forever Alone

Jul 17

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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(via epic-humor)


urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

(via epic-humor)


plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(via the-absolute-best-posts)



bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

(via randomness-is-epic)


taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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(via randomness-is-epic)




Patrick Wilson 4 the love of gawd don’t ever turn around

(via the-absolute-best-posts)


chronopickpocket:

bluedragonkaiser:

My favorite quote from anything ever.

i need more kung fu panda in my life

(via randomness-is-epic)


Jul 8

Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

(via sometimelow)


chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via sometimelow)


throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

(via thoroughlywashed)




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